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blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

via  rowlingindadeep  (originally  blindbeards0llux)
posted 1 hour ago · 29/7/2014 · 38,276 notes

jesuschristvevo:

im not racist i love jack black

via  heliolisk  (originally  jesuschristvevo)
posted 1 hour ago · 29/7/2014 · 26,999 notes

batcii:

I was doing homework but then Hermione showed up

batcii:

I was doing homework but then Hermione showed up

via  castiel-the-consulting-angel  (originally  batcii)
posted 14 hours ago · 29/7/2014 · 14,806 notes

via  middleearthkingdom  (originally  thorinshielding)
posted 14 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 2,484 notes
via  middleearthkingdom  (originally  markfluffyruffalo)
posted 14 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 7,610 notes

midesko:

The fuck do they mean finally? Like, this is it, what man has been searching for since the dawn of time. A fucking pillow that feels and smells like real ass.

midesko:

The fuck do they mean finally? Like, this is it, what man has been searching for since the dawn of time. A fucking pillow that feels and smells like real ass.

via  midesko  (originally  40514294s)
posted 14 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 8,693 notes

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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via  g-i-r-a-f-f-e-s  (originally  dddderrnsuree)
posted 14 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 46,022 notes

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

posted 14 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 114,993 notes

via  ruinedchildhood  (originally  deathmetalpenguin)
posted 15 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 319,030 notes

"I’m so tired of being good."

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990) (x)

via  vintagegal  (originally  vintagegal)
posted 15 hours ago · 28/7/2014 · 3,978 notes