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posted 20 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 246,101 notes

folieadontleaveryan:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM

via  allonsyforever  (originally  shawnsmirk)
posted 23 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 90,668 notes

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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via  ruinedchildhood  (originally  theawesomeadventurer)
posted 23 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 94,164 notes

weloveshortvideos:

So this happened on Brazilian TV.

via  westbor0baptistchurch  (originally  weloveshortvideos)
posted 24 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 5,506 notes

aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

via  guardian-of-our-galaxy  (originally  aedeagus)
posted 25 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 40,669 notes

How wrong is it for a women to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
- Anais Nin (via psych-facts)
via  psych-facts  (originally  psych-facts)
posted 25 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 591 notes

yakisobaru:

The most perfect edit i’ve made. you’re welcome (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥

yakisobaru:

The most perfect edit i’ve made. you’re welcome (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥

via  hobbits-of-hobbiton  (originally  yakisobaru)
posted 28 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 470 notes

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

via  iwasbornhuman  (originally  jizzkin)
posted 30 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 73,444 notes

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

via  freelancerkiwi  (originally  briannathestrange)
posted 31 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 227,195 notes

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

surprisebitch:

STEPS TO PREVENT VIRUSES FROM INFECTING YOUR COMPUTER:

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via  ruinedchildhood  (originally  surprisebitch)
posted 31 minutes ago · 1/10/2014 · 7,691 notes